double trouble

Or the title of the story could be "How to split the bill so that the total of cash is roughly the same as the total at the end of the slip". Not totally surprising though, the infamous short bill.
Not to drag on about money and other such unimportant things.
Romy and I were both born on the 3rd December (both Sagittarius, a fire sign!), so it only made sense for Romy to get on Facebook (gag, shock horror) and arrange 30 or our closest friends to a party at the Italian Club.
If I had thought about it, I could have predicted that within 5 minutes we would piss off the waitress as our 3 tables of 12 migrated in an irregular pattern from the bar to our table and than back again. To what become dubbed the shooter bar. Later on in the evening they even had to bring our birthday cakes to us in the bar.
As a little after party we did a little double bluff thing, "meeting" the party animals in town, then getting lost and ending up in Buckleys. Rob and Jo both managed to lose there cars for totally different reasons.
Then after a dodgy micturation incident, we lost rob in buckleys car park, and ended up at Duke of York with some Aussie guy showing us magic tricks. Jo arrived and had this guy exposed for a fake within the first 2 minutes.
All in all a pretty apt evening, no one got hurt except for that Nissan Micro that reversed flat out over the wooden pole in the car park.