house party

My current gang of flat mates and I get into a taxi after much fannying around. We are a very mixed bunch a South African, Australian, English/Irish , English/Indian and an Irishmen. Under the excitement of the anticipated night ahead and some powerful berry flavored cider where are a pretty noisy bunch.

So we get to the dorms and totally blow our cover when walking around the back. The Slovakian security guard shouts us down for lack of student id and when the Aussie gives him lips walks up to him takes out a cigarette and stares him down like any good soviet agent would when starting an interrogation. He marches us back around the front where our hosts meets us and gets us, our security guy gives her strict instructions to have us out by 11 oclock. He has a key and will check.. Him having a key in its self is a little worrying.

This kind of set the tone of the evening which was very much chill drink and talk shit rather than house party.

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A few constructive criticisms, first off security at the bathrooms. Bathrooms are always an issue at parties. Big concerts still havent worked it out yet, so at a house party it is understandable for a small queue to develop. What is worrying is the general destruction of the toilet door during the course of the evening.
There where also reports of males making use of the outside ablutions getting acosted just as they finished there business.
I have got rid of my hangover so its safe to write a report. The biggest house party at my house for ages. Everyone stayed late and we drunk a truck load of drinks.
Loads of differant people which is always nice. Riaan in paticular was very impressive, with his talking to females abilities as can be seen from the pictures. Other highlights include a couple having an argument on the balcony. Then both storming out. The girl had the better idea as she drove home, the guy tried to walk home to Strand. Which seems an awfully long way.
I finished a bottle of wine without making a fool of myself. Well without throwing up, trying to eat a live mole while wearing a purple hat and "testing" Juries electric fence may have proved my foolishness.