trail

As the owner of a Garmin I took it upon myself to sort out the route for our hike. So with that I must take full responsibly for getting us pretty lost, well maybe lost is too strong a word but taking us up the wrong route initially.

As a bunch of big strong South Africans I decided on everyone's behalf that we would not do the regular route and look for a more challenging route. My decision seemed like the correct one when we all got together on the long drive to the Lake District. Apparently Scafell Pike has a reputation of a mountain that geriatrics climb. As our lead Voortrekker put it "I want a hobby with an element of risk", it had just so happened that I had picked the shortest route to the peak, at only 8 miles. I sold this idea to the less fit smokers in our group and tried not to focus on the point that it was also the steepest route.

    Day 0

The two love birds picked me up in the sexy Honda Jazz nicknamed Jazzper. Still painted in the wedding graffiti we stopped at the petrol station for a fill up and pre trip inspection. Lehesta then snuck off to the shops while Leon and I talked kak in front of the car. Much amusement was had, while Leon and I stood there like a married couple in front of the "just married" written on the cars side windows.

We all jumped in and split the drive into 2 hour splits with much hooting as people coming past saw the wedding graffiti. I learned all about Jazzpers Turbo button and little paddles, sweet.