waterfront

You get it? As in it was Mozzies birthday, I had a mo for Movember and was wearing my new bad mo fo tshirt. Well it seems pretty funny at the time. Ended up a huge party night, the beer feast was a complete tourist trap. My pretzel and beer combination cost some obscene amount, that could have probably bought me a full meal outside of the water front.
Eventually we took over two benches of drinkers with a few people eating. As per normal the bill arrived and the waiter sensing my maturity hands it to me. I hate this part people are generally assholes about putting in money and when it gets complicated with shooters and 10% tip already added it is just a nightmare.
To avoid the pressure I put in my money, made a crack about Accturies being like Accountants and handed the bill to the two most qualified Acc Sci guys that where sitting there. My good deed for the day and gave them something to do.